Tim Berners Lee

Tim Berners Lee is a //'ing cunt.

Nominated by Gigits and banned

Aled Jones

Aled Jones is a racist, bad-losing, snowman-singing, holier-than-all-of-you, me and my family we're so great, all over the radio like a fucking virus I am, look you, isn't it, cunt of Cymru cunts.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Zoe Ball [2]

Zoe Ball is a loud-mouthed drunkard ladette cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Jenny Eclair

Jenny Eclair is a patronising salt warning cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela is a terrorist, murdering, commie faux nice bloke cunt.

Nominated by Houdini and Shades of Ansel

Bono

Bono is a smug hypocritical talentless gob-shite cunt.

Nominated by Daniel

Barack Hussein Obama [4]

Barack Hussein Obama is a narcissistic tax-and-spend half-black Nobel Prize of a cunt.

Nominated by Dr.Dave

Gorbals Mick [2]

Gorbals Mick was a troughing Speaker and shit metal-working cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Jacqui Smith [3]

Jacqui Smith is a snout in the trough, lying, corrupt cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Huw Edwards

Huw Edwards is an autocue-reading, sneering, always on the telly news, Welsh cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Wynne Evans

Wynne Evans is a Go Compare shite singing cunt.

Nominated by Screech and Barking Spider

Lord Paul

"Lord" Paul is a nauseating, lying, troughing cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff is a drunk violent bed-wetting cunt.

Nominated by Daniel

Bobby Ball

Bobby Ball is a talentless washed-out lazy cunt.

Nominated by Screech and Fidothedog

Thorbjorn Jagland

Thorbjorn Jagland, Chairman of the Nobel Prize Committee, is a Obama-loving cunt.

Nominated by All Seeing Eye

Brian Coleman

Political blogging isn't a "growing cancer" but
Brian Coleman is a growing cunt.

Nominated by Rab C Nesbitt, Fidothedog and Dark Lochnagar

Ben Bradshaw [2]

Ben Bradshaw is a feeble twattering cunt.

Nominated by Barking Spider

Sharon Shoesmith [2]

Sharon Shoesmith is an unemployed and unemployable Judicial Review seeking cunt.

UPDATE: Read "Banned"s rant in the Comments. Brilliant.

Nominated by Banned

Didier Drogba

Didier Drogba is a play-acting, hypochondriacal, attention-seeking cunt..

Nominated by Twathead

Harriet Harman [4]

Harriet Harman is a law breaking car crash of a cunt.

Nominated by BeGoneGordon and Banned