Rowan Williams [3]

 

 

Rowan Williams is the Archcunt of Canterbury. He is legitimising that murderous cunt Mugabe because he is concerned that one of his bishop cunts has reverted to type and joined the rest of the corrupt murderous bastards in that god forsaken cuntdom.

The pathetic, Sharia endorsing, bearded trendy loon of a pointless cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Gavin Henson

Gavin Henson is a pretty boy ponce, fucking sheep shagging, Charlotte Church shaggin', non rugby playin' ugly cunt

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Tracey Emin

Tracey Emin; that 'princess' artist of the art world (whose so-called cunt 'art' - my blind 20 year old Labrador could fuckin' make in about 20 minutes flat if I gave it a load of newspaper cuttings and crayons) and 'who do you think you are' starring flapping 'mockney' apples and pairs geezer, cunting fucking rich wanking cunt.

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Norman Cook

Norman Cook ... his crap music has been sludging up our airwaves for the last 15 fucking years the big eared Techno cunt.

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Bill Gates [2]

Bill Gates...a cybercunt and fucking machiavellian proportioned cunt if ever there was one...

Nominated by HurlingDervish

George Osborne

Gideon arse-nose Osborne is a sneaky vacuous deceitful elitist cokehead job-raping arrogant scum sucking cheesy-fingered Cunt-faced Cunt

Nominated by Anonymous

Bruce Forsyth [2]

Bruce Forsyth has been a cunt for as long as I can remember.

Now Sir Bruce for services to mediocrity.

What a camp, talentless, consistent cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Chris Martin

That hippy, tinnitus inducing cunt Chris Martin from Cuntplay.

Fancy calling your poor kid 'Apple' for cunts sake! What kind of barnstorming, grandstanding mung bean munching Alfalfa wearing pasty wey faced cunt of person does that?

Good God man, do you have no boundaries of cuntishness?

Nominated by HurlingDervish

John Torode and Greg Wallace

Those two TV cooking cunts John 'g'day mate' Torode and his trusty bald speccy cunt of a sidekick Greg 'cooking doesn't get much tougher than this' Wallace.

It doesn't get much tougher than having to look at your fucking ugly bald pate you former greengrocer midget little leathery cunt. As for Torode, he is just a universal Aussie cunt paste who should have fucked off back over there years ago.

What a fine pair of useless talentless cooking cunts!

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Liam Fox

Ok That's it, I can't delay any longer. After weeks of cunts at Political Party Arselicking "conferences", uber cunt Liam Fox wins the prize of the month.

He's flick flacking all ways, the cunt, and doesn't seem to know his arse from his elbow. He's resigned at last, but I bet someone had to ram a red hot poker up his arse to get him to go. He really is a total and utter cunt - for getting into the mess to begin with, then not doing the decent thing when he was caught with his cabin boy.

What a useless cunt. And he did a crap job, look at the state of our armed forces now. The cunt.

Nominated by Big Al

Oliver Letwin

Oliver Letwin is the sort of cunt who would claim that he was robbed in his own home by some dodgy geezer who came to his door asking to use his toilet at 5am in the morning like you fucking do. Yes I wouldn't put it past Letwin to come away with that story one day, the cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Rory James Weal

Rory James Weal ............. Is a wee 16 year old clueless lying Labour cock sucking cunt who makes up his own history to give himself an air of being one of the people. A cunt who hates elitist education despite the fact he was at private school and then went to one of England last grammar schools.

A Fabian cunt whose father has a cool 2.25 million in the bank.

Total CUNT

Nominated by The Last Of The Few

Martin McCann

Martin McCann is a cybersquatting dickhead of a cunt who attempted to exploit a death, a grieving family, a charity, and those who have tried to donate to that charity, in order that he might benefit.

Nominated by Brian Daft

Edwina Currie

On watching Strictly Come Dancing one is reminded that Edwina Currie is an adulterer who whored her affair round the media years after it happened like some cheap kiss and fucking tell slapper, causing distress to many people just so she could sell her tacky book telling of the time she was an incompetent member of the Government who, you will recall also caused a health scare due to her utter fucking ineptitude and inability to master her brief, thus making her an utter utter horrible cunt.

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

School Run Parents

School run parents are all selfish cunts. Why can't they let their precious little cunt-lets walk to fucking school. Children still have legs! These selfish cunt parents profess to live a green lifestyle with recycling, eco bulbs etc, but then emit twelve and a half tonnes of CO2 driving their spoilt brats 400 yrds to school in their chelsea cunting tractor. Get out of my fucking way cunts, I'm trying to get to fucking work.

Nominated by Peter

Robbie Savage

Robbie cunting Savage reckons his hair and his teeth are the 2 most important things in his life. What a narcissistic cunt. Well Savage you sad, deluded, thick bastard of a cunt, your teeth look like a cheap pair of granny's dentures and you look like a bitch from behind. Get off my fucking telly you ugly, thick, cunt. Go on get away to fuck, Cunt!!

Nominated by Peter

Frank Carson

Frank Carson is a never-been-funny-ever cunt
 

Nominated by covert_cunt

..also nominated for Dead Pool

Johnny Vegas

Johnny Vegas is a intently irritating funny as dysentery fat obnoxious fucktard of a cunt.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Vanessa Redgrave

Vanessa Redgrave is a fucking cunt - she's at it again, sticking her nose into a situation she knows nothing about - supporting the gyppo's who have built illegal houses and brought misery to the locals with their typical pikey behaviour -  thieving, intimidating, noisy, dirty bastards - here's a thought Vanessa - let em live in your fucking garden and see how you like em then.

Nominated by doddyschinstrap

Rupert Murdoch [2]

Rupert Murdoch has a head like a big deflated inflatable golf ball and needs to cunt off back to Oz in an olde shipe across stormy seas like the first convicts of olde to spend the rest of his days chained up and smashing rocks in the desert, the lousy cunt.

Nominated by Kinge Binge