City Boys

City boys are slave to the money, prancing, designer label worshipping, strip club frequenting, shit haircut sporting, pocket billiard playing, pink shirt with white collar wearing, cocky, irritating everyone else on the train home with their tales of 'spunking' 180 notes on champagne in some toss West End nightclub, GCSE failing, parasitic, corporate hospitality blagging, giving fuck all back to society, absurdly self important, arrogant, obnoxious, shallow, vacuous, overbearing, pointless and unnecessary cunts.

A proper breed of cunts if ever I saw one.

Nominated by King Binge

Jack Straw [5]

Jack Straw is a CUNT who said that the Euro is unworkable and we should not send any bail-out money etc etc...

But the cunt was on the Front Bench for all the New Lab years.

Dont remember the cunt speaking out then when he was getting invited to cunting cocktail parties in Paris and Brussels......What a cunt

Nominated by Sid

Richard Branson [3]

Richard Branson is a grinning, hippy cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Israel

Israel is a cunt - it has means and motivation to nuke Iran into a sheet of glass but, cuntishly decently, plays by the rules and refrains.

Nominated by Anonymous*

*We've fucking told you about AnonyCunt shit before.
But this was just about cuntish enough to make the cut.
Don't do it again. Cunt.
AllSeeingEye

Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne is a nasty little cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Greece

The entire population of Greece are cunts.
Whilst the rest of Europe cut back to survive and help bail out greasy fucking dago's they have General strikes,riots and pretend that there is no debt problem.
Perhaps they should stop playing the twat and start dancing for pennies as they may need them soon.
Sad delusional fuck witted Cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Agustin Carsten

Agustin Carsten is a well Fat, greedy Mexican bastard Banker who wanted to be in charge of the IMF so he could buy more Burrito's type of Cunt.

Even funnier is that he lost to a po faced ugly French Swamp pig of a woman.
Serves you right Fat Cunt.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Johann Hari

Johann Hari is a cunt who lifts other's words to improve his own pieces without attribution or showing where he's doing it. The cut-and-paste cunt.

Nominated by Angry Exile

Sting [3]

Sting and his cuntish wife are hypercritical, domestic abusing, savetherainforest, unmusical, tantric uttercunts.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Brodie Clark

Brodie Clark, Jug Lugged lying smug shit-brained Civil servant with an index linked pension and now a Cunt of the British Empire. What a Cunt.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama is a publicity seeking, Marxist,totally unenlightened cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Andrew Withers

Andrew Withers is a greedy, Libertarian party fucking, self obsessed, incapable and totally incompetent cunt, of the utmost degree.

Nominated by Dazed and Confused

David Cameron [9]

David Cameron is a cunt.
So this is the deal.... I work and he forces me to pay tax or go to prison. Then he gives it to cunting Pakistan or India or some other 3rd world shithole. At the same time my town centre is a violent shithole cos there no money for police and we only get the comunity police cunts and the hospital stinks of piss and old people die cos the cunting nurses are too busy to give them water. Cunts.

Nominated by Sid

Bob Brown

Senator Bob Brown is a creepy, butler from Horror Castle resembling, global warming alarmist and senator cunt.

Nominated by funkybarfly

Mervyn King

Bank of England governor Mervyn King. Another millionaire, asleep at the wheel while the greedy banksters poured funny money into the pockets of those who couldn't afford to pay it back on the basis of unchecked 'liar loans', pushing house prices into the stratosphere and denying an entire generation the security of home ownership. The BoE's remit is to control inflation, which (in line with government plans to deflate away all the nasty debt),but Mervyn simply writes a letter to Number 10 every month (for the past EIGHTEEN months)saying how he has 'temporarily' failed to do this, eroding the wealth of savers and borrowers in a massive state sanctioned theft. For this he is given a Knighthood. Arise Sir Cunt!

Nominated by OxfordCunt

Mike Ashley

Mike Ashley is a morbidly obese pie eating cockney cunt. The only bloke who has a Chinook as his personal helicopter due to his immense fatness and Mega Cuntitude. Hurry up and die you bastard.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

John Robb

John Robb is a self obsessed twat.
Only he can write a tribute to Polystyrene and manage to include two videos of himself!
Shameless cunt!

Nominated by Anonymous

Palestinians

Palestinians. Fascist, suicide bombing, teach your children to hate, hide behind your women
in schools and hospitals, professional victim, morally bankrupt,religion of peace following,
racist ethnic cleansers and genocidal Jew-hating cunts.

Nominated by Mike Hunt

Micheal McIntyre [2]

Micheal McIntyre is a posh, blusher wearing, floppy haired, dildo riding cunt.
Only cunts find his cunty jokes funny. Cunt!

Nominated by pillbill

Gordon Strachan

Gordon Strachan...bitter twisted unfunny rambling ginger midget of a man..but a colossus of a cunt

Nominated by arrymonk