Saturday, 28 May 2011

Mark Hammond


Mark Hammond (EX PCS President) is a lying two faced snidy fucking cunt. Useless tosser with a fucktarded haircut, total cunt.
So is his sidekick Sue (FatMong)Kendal, a right cunty old fucking boiler cunt

Nominated by Harry The Bastard

Gandhi


Mahatma Gandhi was a non-cooperative cunt.

Nominated by Angus McShagnasty

Che Guevara

Che Guevara is a murderous commie dead cunt. It doesn't matter what your fucking t-shirt says you student communist cunts.

Nominated by Angus McShagnasty

David Dickinson


David Dickinson is a proper orange, with his cunty cheap chips, walnut faced cunt

Nominated by hateyourface

Sunny Hundal


Sunny Hundal is a lefty cuntbag

Nominated by Anonymous

Harold Camping


Harold Camping, the daft auld Americunt evangelical broadcaster who predicted that last Saturday would be Judgement Day and who now says he miscalculated and Armageddon will be upon the Face of the Earth on 21st October 2011 which is TWO DAYS BEFORE MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY you daft auld loon. I have laid in caviare and champagne and pre-paid whores and everything at great expense so if he is right I'm going to sue the daft auld cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Harold Camping is a cheating,lying, mountebank, who steals the money of
religiously deluded American simpletons with his so called mathematical analysis
of the holey babble.
He's now fucked up twice already with his cuntish calculations.
And still silly Americans have not the ability to recognise him as a dyed in the wool cunt

Seconded by hellosnackbar

Mark Owen


Mark Owen..smack!..take that you trilby wearing,tongue up William's arsehole, wear a turd if you thought it was fashionable, smug cunt..what a cunt!

Nominated by arrymonk

Mehdi Hasan [2]


Mehdi Hasan is a goat loving, lunatic ranting, lefty, all non muslims are animals claiming, New Statesmen editing, stupid facial haired fucktarded loudmouthed cunt.

Nominated by Kissmycunt

Barack Obama [9]


Barack Obama is a Brown nosing, 'like you when I need you' lanky cunt with a too low to the ground cunt of a car

Nominated by Kissmycunt

...and whoever didn't check the underside clearance leaving the US embassy in Dublin resulting in the president's limo getting stuck at the gate and everybody looking like a pack of silly cunts is a cunt.

Nominated by Angry Exile

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

FIFA


Those Fucking Incompetent Fraudulent Assholes (F.I.F.A) are top-of-the-class, thieving, horrible, pocket-lining, take-any-bribe, 100%, robbing-us-of-a-world-cup, our-fucking-game-anyway, giving-it-to-those-qatari-cunt-sand-dwellers, french-led
C U N T S!

Fuckin 8.9 on the cunter scale.

Nominated by adz williams

Marco Simmoncelli


Marco Simmoncelli is a big cunt for causing Dani Pedrosa's accident!
What a fucking cunt!

Nominated by Dani Pedrosa's Mum

Osama Bin Laden [2]


Osama Bin Laden is a dead cunt.

Nominated by InspectorGadget

Kerry Katona [2]


Kerry Katona is a smelly cunt.

Nominated by Vandoot

Vince Cable [3]


What nasty, little weasel cunt Vince Cable is.
So today he thinks that Tories are ruthless, calculating and tribal. What a display of deep and abiding Cuntitude. Weasel Cunt Cable could not calculate that he could not afford university tutition fees before the last election and if the Tories are such nasty cunts why the fuck did he climb into bed with them. Because he is just another cunt of a politician who loves the sound of his own voice and who gets even more expenses as a cabinet minister.

Cuntitude drips from every pore of his body, the cunt.

Nominated by Peter

N-DUBZ


Q. What do you call a woman with two Cunts
A. N-DUBZ

That's my nomination: the shit music making chav Cunts,
especially that stupid hat wearing King of Cunts Dappy, Nappy or whatever his stupid cunting name is!

Nominated by Youngwombat

Sarah Ferguson


Sarah "ToeSucker" Ferguson (once upon a time a real-life Princess but later a demented drunken cunt who tried to sell her husband to the Ay-rabs) who has appeared on Fattest Cunt In The World Oprah's TV show to cry and whimper how hurt she was that The Queen didn't send her an invite to The Wedding Of The Century, is a cunt.

What fucking planet is this ginger minger on? I wouldn't invite her to a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding never mind a state occasion watched by half the world's population. She'd probably have tried to sell Kate to an Ay-rab for a bottle of Chardonnay. Fergie must be in the running for Cunt of the Century surely?

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Spanish Footballers


I'll tell you who are a whole bunch of cunts! Spanish footballers, or should I say footballers in Spain, trophy dropping, silly haired, namby-pamby roll about on the floor, diving cunts. And the team managers, especially that Jose 'I'm a picked on victim' Mourhino. But he's a Portugese cunt. Still a massive cunt though.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Katie Couric


Katie Couric as a massive cunt in a cuntish little midget cunt body.
Over-paid cunt. Astonishingly stupid cunt, leftist progressive hypocrite cunt (see Astonishingly stupid cunt). And all round miserable little know-all bikers moll mega cunt.
What a cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Andrew Marr [6]


Andrew Marr is a jug-eared, can't keep his cock in his trousers, BBC-apparatchik, hypocritical, gobshite ubercunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Al Gore [4]


Al Gore is an money grubbing outed cunt for anyone with half a brain which obviously excludes Charles, Prince of Shit For Brains

Nominated by banned