Mark Owen..smack!..take that you trilby wearing,tongue up William's arsehole, wear a turd if you thought it was fashionable, smug cunt..what a cunt!
Nominated by arrymonk
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Mark Owen
Mark Owen..smack!..take that you trilby wearing,tongue up William's arsehole, wear a turd if you thought it was fashionable, smug cunt..what a cunt!
Mehdi Hasan [2]
Mehdi Hasan is a goat loving, lunatic ranting, lefty, all non muslims are animals claiming, New Statesmen editing, stupid facial haired fucktarded loudmouthed cunt.
Nominated by Kissmycunt
Barack Obama [9]
Barack Obama is a Brown nosing, 'like you when I need you' lanky cunt with a too low to the ground cunt of a car
Nominated by Kissmycunt
...and whoever didn't check the underside clearance leaving the US embassy in Dublin resulting in the president's limo getting stuck at the gate and everybody looking like a pack of silly cunts is a cunt.
Tuesday, 17 May 2011
FIFA
Those Fucking Incompetent Fraudulent Assholes (F.I.F.A) are top-of-the-class, thieving, horrible, pocket-lining, take-any-bribe, 100%, robbing-us-of-a-world-cup, our-fucking-game-anyway, giving-it-to-those-qatari-cunt-sand-dwellers, french-led
C U N T S!
Fuckin 8.9 on the cunter scale.
Nominated by adz williams
Vince Cable [3]
What nasty, little weasel cunt Vince Cable is.
So today he thinks that Tories are ruthless, calculating and tribal. What a display of deep and abiding Cuntitude. Weasel Cunt Cable could not calculate that he could not afford university tutition fees before the last election and if the Tories are such nasty cunts why the fuck did he climb into bed with them. Because he is just another cunt of a politician who loves the sound of his own voice and who gets even more expenses as a cabinet minister.
Cuntitude drips from every pore of his body, the cunt.
N-DUBZ
Q. What do you call a woman with two Cunts
A. N-DUBZ
That's my nomination: the shit music making chav Cunts,
especially that stupid hat wearing King of Cunts Dappy, Nappy or whatever his stupid cunting name is!
Nominated by Youngwombat
Sarah Ferguson
Sarah "ToeSucker" Ferguson (once upon a time a real-life Princess but later a demented drunken cunt who tried to sell her husband to the Ay-rabs) who has appeared on Fattest Cunt In The World Oprah's TV show to cry and whimper how hurt she was that The Queen didn't send her an invite to The Wedding Of The Century, is a cunt.
What fucking planet is this ginger minger on? I wouldn't invite her to a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding never mind a state occasion watched by half the world's population. She'd probably have tried to sell Kate to an Ay-rab for a bottle of Chardonnay. Fergie must be in the running for Cunt of the Century surely?
Spanish Footballers
I'll tell you who are a whole bunch of cunts! Spanish footballers, or should I say footballers in Spain, trophy dropping, silly haired, namby-pamby roll about on the floor, diving cunts. And the team managers, especially that Jose 'I'm a picked on victim' Mourhino. But he's a Portugese cunt. Still a massive cunt though.
Nominated by Ashtrayhead
Katie Couric
Katie Couric as a massive cunt in a cuntish little midget cunt body.
Over-paid cunt. Astonishingly stupid cunt, leftist progressive hypocrite cunt (see Astonishingly stupid cunt). And all round miserable little know-all bikers moll mega cunt.
What a cunt.
Nominated by Anonymous
Andrew Marr [6]
Andrew Marr is a jug-eared, can't keep his cock in his trousers, BBC-apparatchik, hypocritical, gobshite ubercunt.
Nominated by Tweed
Al Gore [4]
Al Gore is an money grubbing outed cunt for anyone with half a brain which obviously excludes Charles, Prince of Shit For Brains
Monday, 16 May 2011
Nick Clegg [6]
Nick Clegg has been as effectively shafted as Sara Stewart by David Cameron and will now have to be the bumboy for the entire cabinet (if he wasn't that already). Serves the creeping cunt right for wanting to be "The Spokesman For The Coalition", the public saw him and shot him down in flames. I hope his arse is nipping in anticipation of the rogering to come, the cunt
Russell Howard [2]
Russell Howard - so called "comedian" - is the most un-funny cunt I have ever turned off my telly for.
Everyone who thinks he's funny is a cunt too
Paddy McGuinness
Paddy McGuinness is a loud unfunny cunt who is nothing but a cunt without a Peter Kay script, cunt.
Konnie Huq
Konnie Huq is a retarded, Ken Livingstone-supporting-while-working-at-the-BBC cunt
Nominated by Anonymous
CJ de Mooi
CJ de Mooi from Eggheads
also known as Cock Jockey de Mooi is a smug,eye rolling,
not as clever as he likes to think he is, shit stabbing cunt
Muhammad [2]
Nominated by Harry the Bastard
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