Saturday, 7 August 2010

Leslie Blanchard


Leslie Blanchard: According to the Daily Mail: "An edifying man he is not. 
Arrested for downloading vile pornographic images of children, 
as well as attempting to arrange sex with a 12-year-old child, 
lanchard was convicted last October for his ghastly crimes. 
He pleaded guilty to possessing, making and distributing indecent images of children"
is a complete cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Masha Bell



Has English suddenly got harder? How did people cope in years past? 
Could it be they were taught properly and paid attention to what their teachers said?


Masha Bell, author, literacy researcher and now High Cuntess, 
who says "The complexity of the English spelling system 
is to blame for soaring levels of illiteracy among teenagers"
is a cunt.
Nominated by Blind Pugh

David Cameron [5]



David Cameron is a dhimmi, Israel-hating, Obama-lite cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Whites Car Park Solutions


Whites Car Park Solutions are greedy, shameless, grasping cunts

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

David Miliband [3]


David Miliband is, according to Mr Eugenides, an "utter, utter, utter cunt". 
Devil's Kitchen was really onto something when he made David "Batshit" Miliband 
his Biggest Cunt In The World a few years ago. 


David Miliband is a hypocritical, shameless, lying cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Ian Huntley


Ian Cuntley Huntley, wickedness and 
cuntitude in one foul skin, is a complete cunt.

Prison Reform Trust


Having listened to Mrs Minge of the Prison Reform Trust trying to justify a 
fucking payout for Ian Huntley after the cunt was stabbed in prison,
the do-gooders on the Prison Reform Trust are cunts.

Boatang & Demetriou [2]



Boatang & Demetriou are whining little cunts.

But they won't care that everyone thinks they're whining little cunts. 


Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Friday, 30 July 2010

Piers Morgan [3]


Piers Morgan is a cunt of olympiad standards.
If God had broadband he would nominate the cunt.
For publishing fake torture pictures he should have been locked
in the Tower for treason but instead the pompous fat cunt
is leering at the nation on some cuntfest TV programme, the cunt.
Nominated by Nullus Aequum

RSPCA


The RSPCA are a bunch of authoritarian,
up-to-their-neck-in-politics, bullying cunts.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Jonathan Ross [2]

Jonathan Ross is an out-of-work, juvenile,
scumbag thankfully no longer polluting Friday nights on the BBC
but now lurking on ITV cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Saturday, 24 July 2010

Financial Services Authority



The FSA are a bunch of heads up their collective arses
who could not regulate a bowel movement in the toilet cunts.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

The Prisoner


The remake of The Prisoner is a cocked up disaster
rehash of what was originally a great story about fighting for liberty.

Everyone in it, associated with it or who enjoyed
watching it are weapons-grade cunts.
All of 'em.
Cunts.

Nominated by All Seeing Eye
after a nudge from Corrugated Soundbite

Terry Kelly [4]


Councillor Terry Kelly is a useless, pathetic,
dictator-arse-kissing cunt of a politician cunt.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

Justin McKeating [2]


Justin McKeating (Chicken Yoghurt) is a chew on anything that looks
even remotely like a Labour cock while pretending not to cunt..
Nominated by Houdini

British Bankers' Association


British Bankers' Association are a
bunch of defending-the-indefensible cunts.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Fiona Phillips [2]


Fiona Phillips of TVshite in the morning,
far too fucking happy and annoying cunt of a cunt; the cunt.
Nominated by Paul Goddard

Adam Ingram


Adam Ingram thinks that relatives of dead
servicemen are whingers, the cunt.
Nominated by Gildas the Monk

Sunday, 18 July 2010

Tim Ireland [4]


Tim Ireland is an about-to-be-voted-the-biggest-twat-in-the-blogosphere
 in the Blog Twats Poll, cunt.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Friday, 16 July 2010

Paul Gascoigne [2]


Paul Gazza Gascoigne is a sad, drunken, publicity seeking,
Raoul Moat topped himself rather than speak to him, fuckwit of a cunt.
Nominated by Captain Haddock