Malcolm Gluck

Malcolm Gluck thinks that alcohol industry taxes
are not high enough, the cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Delroy Smellie

Sgt. 'Robocop' Delroy Smellie is a hippy bashing cunt.

Nominated by banned

Alistair Darling

Alistair Darling is a deluded and utterly vindictive badgery cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Paul Drayson

"Baron" Paul Drayson who seems to think that while we're
up to our neck in debt and shit, we should spend
half a billion US dollars on sending a Chicken Tikka Masala to the moon,
is a cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Hippies

Hippies are a bunch of stinky, crap clothes-wearing,
useless, pot-smoking cunts who listen to crap music
and have hair that's only good for burning, Cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Russell Howard

Russell Howard is an unfunny, yet stupid cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Amanda Sandford

Amanda Sandford? We'll smoke where we want to you
fascist blinkered freedom-fucking cunt.

Nominated by She looks like she's a suer
Story over on Man Widdicombe

BA Cabin Crew

BA Cabin Crew are a bunch of overpaid,
primadonna, overinflated sense of their own importance, useless Cunts.

Nominated by Disgusted of Heathrow

Brenda Dean

"Baroness" Brenda Dean is an ex-SOGAT heading,
Wapping troublemaking, Ashcroft criticising hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Kirk Douglas

Kirk Douglas is a 300 year old looking
and maybe is, crumbly cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Charlie Whelan

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John Mann

John Mann MP is a thin skinned, authoritarian,
libel threatening, greedy, selfish, trough loving cunt

Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Tony Woodley

Tony Woodley is a cliche-parrotting, champagne-swilling,
cadaverous-looking union gobshite dinosaur
of a '70s socialist cunt of the highest order.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Bill Gates

Uncle Marvo's just bought a Mac and its now clear to him.
Bill Gates is a cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Steven Purcell

Steven Purcell is a coke sniffing, cock sniffing
ex leader of Glesga Council cunt.

Nominated by RantinRab

Robert Kilroy Silk

Robert Kilroy Silk - how have we missed him for so long, the cunt?

Nominated by Dandy Dan

Alex Salmond

Alex Salmond is a Scuntish politician cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Tony McNulty [2]

Tony McNulty for making jokes about a benefits cheat, Mr Riley,
whilst cheating us exactly the same way, the cunt.

Nominated by WomanOnARaft

Ashok Kumar

Ashok Kumar, as a dead Asian scum sucking champagne Labour MP cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog.

Dead Pool

Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.

Gone but they can't be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.

1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.