Tony McNulty [2]

Tony McNulty for making jokes about a benefits cheat, Mr Riley,
whilst cheating us exactly the same way, the cunt.

Nominated by WomanOnARaft

Ashok Kumar

Ashok Kumar, as a dead Asian scum sucking champagne Labour MP cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog.

Dead Pool

Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.

Gone but they can't be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.

1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.

Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell is a psychotic, catwalking, diva cuntess of a cunt.

Nominated by beantown

Merthyr Tydfil

Merthyr Tydfil is the worst shithole in Wales, the cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Robert Thompson

Robert Thompson, let's not forget, was the other kid killing cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Fernando Alonso

Fernando Alonso as a hard faced
cheating lying fucking dago cunt.

Nominated by Mrs Spack

Will Self [2]

 Will Self is a talking-shit-on-Question-Time cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

British Justice [2]

Judges, because Jon Venables is still alive, the cunts.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles.

Amy Winehouse [3]

Amy Winehouse is a sleazy Camden crackskank of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Oprah Winfrey [2]

Oprah Winfrey is a cuntox of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP.

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a full of himself complete cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Pick Your Own

A dead farmer, a mad policeman and a herd of nervous cows.
Looking for a cunt? Take your pick.
The fireman's probably the only one who isn't.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Jon Venables

Jon Venables - once a cunt, always a cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Strathclyde Fire and Rescue

Strathclyde Fire and 'Rescue' are leaving people to die
and using Health and Safety excuses cunts.

Nominated by RantinRab

BBC [8]

The BBC are pimpin', wimmim trafficking, diversity, foreign lingo lovin' cunts.

Nominated by Corrugated Soundbite

Michael Foot [3]

Michael Foot was a fellow-travelling, rationing-loving, social control-supporting,
Spanish Civil War-interfering, scruffy, twitching,
bonkers, worst-hairdo-in-politics, useless
and now deceased so too late to make up for any of it cunt.

Nominated by ullage

Clarence Mitchell

Clarence Mitchell, spokesman for the McCanns, has become a Tory spin-doctor cunt.

He's gone from being paid to defend a couple of rich, devious,
spending-other-people's-money, uncaring, two-faced,
unemployable cunts who are going to disappoint millions
when they are exposed as frauds and liars...to....

Nominated by William  

Smoking Ban

 The Smoking Ban...as a pub killing, job destroying, criminal making cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog
Graphic by TheSmokingBanIsShit

Family Pets

Headline in the dead tree edition of The Times today above this picture.
"For Two Days I've Been On The Street. I Haven't Eaten"

Haven't eaten? You're holding a fucking chicken, you cunts.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye