Barry Sheerman

Barry Sheerman MP is a bike hating, scum sucking pig
and spawn of Satan cunt, the cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Kevan Jones

Kevan Jones MP, he is a Joanna Lumley
and Gurkha hating slimy snivelling Gordon Brown
arse kissing shit of a cunt.

Nominated by The Last Of The Few

Tony Blair [2]

Tony Blair is a tango-ed, slimy, lying, warmongering/profiteering,
'oooh look at me saving the Labour party as well as the Middle East',
doesn't give a fuck about the recession he caused
'cause he makes £20m a year cock-waffling
at la-de-da functions, George Bush's Poodle CUNT.

Nominated by Ruda Malpa

YorkshirePudding

YorkshirePudding accidentally *cough* strayed on to isacunt
(Eh? Looking for something possibly? Curse those search engines!)
and is a humourless telling-us-off-for-naughty-words cunt.

Nominated by caz and a hint from The Grim Reaper

Geoff Hoon [2]

Hoon gets caught, goes on Radio 4 and tells the nation he's a cunt for getting caught, cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Boatang & Demetriou

Boatang & Demetriou are currently wanking each other into
a state of fury about Old Holborn's various
shenanigans and are a pair of obsessive, whiny cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Fidel Castro

Fidel Castro is a fawned over by Labour MP's murdering cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

(Barking Spider has got him in the Dead Pool)

Joseph Ratzinger

Pope Hitler I, Joseph Ratzinger the head of the
institutionally paedophillic Roman Catholic Church
is a goose stepping apologist for child rapists. The cunt.

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Bob Crow [2]

Bob Crow is an overpaid Communist fuckwit,
striking AGAIN over Easter, denying people with real jobs a holiday with the kids,
grade A prime 100% nailed on Cunt.

Nominated by caz

Brendan Smyth

Father Brendan Smyth is a
Satan-resembling, serial child-abusing cunt

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Malcolm Gluck

Malcolm Gluck thinks that alcohol industry taxes
are not high enough, the cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Delroy Smellie

Sgt. 'Robocop' Delroy Smellie is a hippy bashing cunt.

Nominated by banned

Alistair Darling

Alistair Darling is a deluded and utterly vindictive badgery cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Paul Drayson

"Baron" Paul Drayson who seems to think that while we're
up to our neck in debt and shit, we should spend
half a billion US dollars on sending a Chicken Tikka Masala to the moon,
is a cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Hippies

Hippies are a bunch of stinky, crap clothes-wearing,
useless, pot-smoking cunts who listen to crap music
and have hair that's only good for burning, Cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Russell Howard

Russell Howard is an unfunny, yet stupid cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Amanda Sandford

Amanda Sandford? We'll smoke where we want to you
fascist blinkered freedom-fucking cunt.

Nominated by She looks like she's a suer
Story over on Man Widdicombe

BA Cabin Crew

BA Cabin Crew are a bunch of overpaid,
primadonna, overinflated sense of their own importance, useless Cunts.

Nominated by Disgusted of Heathrow

Brenda Dean

"Baroness" Brenda Dean is an ex-SOGAT heading,
Wapping troublemaking, Ashcroft criticising hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Kirk Douglas

Kirk Douglas is a 300 year old looking
and maybe is, crumbly cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Charlie Whelan

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John Mann

John Mann MP is a thin skinned, authoritarian,
libel threatening, greedy, selfish, trough loving cunt

Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Tony Woodley

Tony Woodley is a cliche-parrotting, champagne-swilling,
cadaverous-looking union gobshite dinosaur
of a '70s socialist cunt of the highest order.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Bill Gates

Uncle Marvo's just bought a Mac and its now clear to him.
Bill Gates is a cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Steven Purcell

Steven Purcell is a coke sniffing, cock sniffing
ex leader of Glesga Council cunt.

Nominated by RantinRab

Robert Kilroy Silk

Robert Kilroy Silk - how have we missed him for so long, the cunt?

Nominated by Dandy Dan

Alex Salmond

Alex Salmond is a Scuntish politician cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Tony McNulty [2]

Tony McNulty for making jokes about a benefits cheat, Mr Riley,
whilst cheating us exactly the same way, the cunt.

Nominated by WomanOnARaft

Ashok Kumar

Ashok Kumar, as a dead Asian scum sucking champagne Labour MP cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog.

Dead Pool

Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.

Gone but they can't be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.

1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.

Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell is a psychotic, catwalking, diva cuntess of a cunt.

Nominated by beantown

Merthyr Tydfil

Merthyr Tydfil is the worst shithole in Wales, the cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Robert Thompson

Robert Thompson, let's not forget, was the other kid killing cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Fernando Alonso

Fernando Alonso as a hard faced
cheating lying fucking dago cunt.

Nominated by Mrs Spack

Will Self [2]

 Will Self is a talking-shit-on-Question-Time cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

British Justice [2]

Judges, because Jon Venables is still alive, the cunts.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles.

Amy Winehouse [3]

Amy Winehouse is a sleazy Camden crackskank of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Oprah Winfrey [2]

Oprah Winfrey is a cuntox of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP.

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a full of himself complete cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Pick Your Own

A dead farmer, a mad policeman and a herd of nervous cows.
Looking for a cunt? Take your pick.
The fireman's probably the only one who isn't.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Jon Venables

Jon Venables - once a cunt, always a cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Strathclyde Fire and Rescue

Strathclyde Fire and 'Rescue' are leaving people to die
and using Health and Safety excuses cunts.

Nominated by RantinRab

BBC [8]

The BBC are pimpin', wimmim trafficking, diversity, foreign lingo lovin' cunts.

Nominated by Corrugated Soundbite

Michael Foot [3]

Michael Foot was a fellow-travelling, rationing-loving, social control-supporting,
Spanish Civil War-interfering, scruffy, twitching,
bonkers, worst-hairdo-in-politics, useless
and now deceased so too late to make up for any of it cunt.

Nominated by ullage

Clarence Mitchell

Clarence Mitchell, spokesman for the McCanns, has become a Tory spin-doctor cunt.

He's gone from being paid to defend a couple of rich, devious,
spending-other-people's-money, uncaring, two-faced,
unemployable cunts who are going to disappoint millions
when they are exposed as frauds and liars...to....

Nominated by William  

Smoking Ban

 The Smoking Ban...as a pub killing, job destroying, criminal making cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog
Graphic by TheSmokingBanIsShit

Family Pets

Headline in the dead tree edition of The Times today above this picture.
"For Two Days I've Been On The Street. I Haven't Eaten"

Haven't eaten? You're holding a fucking chicken, you cunts.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Nick Hogan

Nick Hogan, who stood up for freedom against
Gordoom's anti-freedom stormtroopers, is a cunt.
To be a cunt is not always a bad thing.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

James Naughtie

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Nick Hogan

Nick Hogan is a speeding, drink driving,
best friend is now a vegetable, jailed cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo