Sid Waddell

Sid Waddell is an unintelligible, shouting,
Jossy's Giants writing, Geordie cunt.

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Gordon Brown [5]

Gordon Brown tried here to start bringing down everyone,
including Jeremy Clarkson, who hates him - the cunt.
It's over, Gordon. Just fuck off.

Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper

Craig Stevens

Craig Stevens, who presents that Challenge Jackpot
on late nite cable telly, is an irritating cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Lenny Henry [2] and Dawn French [2]

Lenny Henry and Dawn French are two obese talentless cunts
who deserve cunting for wasting paper and ink so the world
can be told via the tabloids that their marriage
has gone titsup. Who gives a galloping fuckety fuck?
Cunts.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Richard Dawkins [2]

Richard Dawkins is a leering old villain of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono is a talentless cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Richard Branson [2]

Richard Branson is a Yes-signing spaceship of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

ToryBear

Tory Bear is a cunt for trying to deny people the
right to make their own rules for their own house,
the utter cock sucking illiberal cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Jamie Oliver [2]

Jamie Oliver is a thick-lipped, lisping, estuary-English speaking cunt

Nominated by Captain Haddock